Thursday, April 16, 2009

Violet's Birthday

To say that Paris has been amazing and wayyyy better than Orthez would  1)be  totally correct and 2)cheapen and downplay the awesomeness of Orthez, because they're like apples and oranges. I cannot go into detail about France. On 21 minutes of battery life I can't even go into detail about tonight but here goes. 

A mom [from my hometown] living in Paris told us about a drink called spermedebarman. Yee. 

Go to a club with bright neon lights, men in thongs, smoke, the whole deal.

Order "Sex on the City" a pina colada, three mojitos, a spermedebarman. 

Violet gets black penis in her face. A lap dance. 




1 comment:

emmett said...

no.way. i thought it was an art show? african body art, key piece, the phallus?